Stupid Guest Tricks

I've been gone for a long time... but what is "Board X"?

No, I don't care. When I turned 12, on my birthday, my dad said I was 11 still - but then again, what's on little day. If the kid is 3, but looks two, and is less than 3 months of being 3, then I say forget it, and don't worry about it. Now, say the kid is 3, and acts 3, says they are three, and loo...

Well, yesterday I was able to sneak an urn with sand into the gate...I even had it under my arm going through the bag check...and carried it in my hands onto mansion...and potc...no one said ANYTHING

I'm surprised this is shocking to people...DoomBuggies.com actually has had this information (especially HM) for many many years.

I once brought my copy of Moby Dick and my dad's pair of old-man-ish reading glasses...the picture was pricless..

I posted in that post a few months ago and it sickens me that people can be that picky - now, if the performer was in a lead role, that would be a different case, but in this one, no reason to get upset. That is also why I hate 99% of the people who post at MiceChat, nothing but anal assholders to m...

Good job Zazu!
Bravo, Bravo!

Maybe they'll look to you for more 'corrections' that may be needed at your home at the park.

59. The Cast Members know everything. Listen to everything they tell you. If they tell you to keep your hands inside, you do it. If they tell you to stick your hands out and keep them out until the walls close in so your arms can get cut off, you do it. Don't question it. They are almighty beings.

52. Please respect the other guests. They're trying to have a good time too. Just because you're having a lousy time, don't try to bring down the other guests.

Well, when I used to grow my hair out...as I did for many years, I always got mistaken for a female at work. Now, my wife won't dare let me grow my hair pass my ears.