Stupid Guest Tricks

Umm...I'm posting this as a warning to damn near the entire state of Florida. My college choir is coming. That's right, 27 college-aged choir girls from California let loose at WDW for 4 days. Can you smell the excitement? :eek:

Anyway, I did have a couple real reasons for posting. Someone once ...

SweetAurora wrote:"YOU GET DOWN RIGHT NOW, OR THIS LADY HERE IS GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!!!!"

HAHAHAHA! That's awesome...

SweetAurora wrote:"Oh, the stairs were too far!!!!"

Too bad we were too late and she'd already bred ... pity....

where the hell is the lost children for DCA?
Boy, is that on the Frequently Asked Questions list of DCA...

It's next to First Aid, right by the Mission Tortilla Factory.
I'd really like to know whose bright idea it was to put our Lost Kids and First Aid in the BACK of the fucking park. They ...

I kinda heard about a kid being left @ Disneyland ... but where are the articles at? LOL
I had to Google it, but here's a couple....

ThrillNetwork.com :: Child abandoned in Disneyland
Mickey News - Woman whose child found in Disneyland pleads not guilty to child abuse
SignOnSanDiego.com ...

I was told a story last night by a former CM.

A Guest comes up to her while she's standing somewhere near the Hub, map in hand, and says, "Okay. Ive been to Fantasyland. I've been to Tomorrowland. I've been to Adventureland, Frontierland ... all of them. But how do I get to Disney land?"

"Umm, you ...

I use that "no touching except for safety" excuse a lot. One of my favorites:

As I'm ready to start the train, I notice a guest lying down in a seat. (WDW RR -- all crosswise benches) I shout, "Oh look! Widdle Piddies!!!"

Then I wiggle the guest's toes and recite,
http://figzu.com/smilies/pig ...

hey is this the same kid who has been on the news about how his mom abondoned him at Disneyland ans stuff. I saw it the other day and I was like how could a parent do this to a child. What had to be going on thru her mind to do this. On the news they did say that the boy had been handed over to his ...

...and what a perfect time to remind everyone that there are 6 months until my birthday, and only 4 until Christmas!!!

:twisted:

Some days I am really in awe of some of the parenting skills of our dear guests. I'm still trying to digest this one situation that happened a week ago...

I'm standing at Greeter at the Challenge Trail, and this woman comes up and asks me about the protocol for lost kids. After I go off on my long ...

I have guests constantly referring to Cirque du Soleil as Circus Ole.
I HATE it when people mispronounce that. It's what they hear]high[/i]?" (Which, in fact, they were throughout the show ... funny to watch ... especially when things pop up from trap doors or come down from the ceiling ... heh ...