Stupid Guest Tricks

just curious if anyone has seen/escorted any of the people on this show. i'm a fan, and am embarrassed to say so. so don't poke fun. Don't be embarassed. Me and my family watch it every Sunday. And to answer your question.. yes I have even talked with them. It was just one family I made contact wit...

Oooo!!! Don't you guys love it when you ask how many and the person doesn't say anything but motions with their hands(at a large group) and then says "Yes, we're all together." Please people! Count out how many you have and tell the cast member when you get up to them. It makes everything...

My favorite in that with Mansion. Well right after we just started floating Leotta about 3 months later we had a problem with the projection for....THREE DAYS. So finally the lead tired of waiting for it to get fixed called us 101. So I am out front with another CM spieling we're down. His reason? ...

LOL! I got fired by a guest because I didn't give his daughter a pink Magic Carpet at the Aladdin ride. He asked for my name and said nevermind now I know why they make you wear those name tags. Little did he know Roxy isn't my name. I missplaced my nametag and asked Base for a really unique name. ...

Ugh!! Has anybody ever had guest who when you ask "how many all together?" they respond "2,1,and 3" I have that all the time at Aladdin's ride, so I go "Hmm six, carpet 9" It was 2 adults, a baby, and three under 7 year olds. Mother: "But we wanted three Carpets.&...

I LOVE Bill Engvall! And I just couldn't resest when this was posted. At The Enchanted Tiki Room Guest: "Is this a restraunt?" after they just looked at the sign Me: "Why yes sir, but right now it's close. We do have a Tiki bird show going every ten minutes though." Here's Your ...

I get similar questions about Mickey and even people who seem to be "in the know" appreate my answers. The usual one is about Toontown closing early for fireworks, my reason is not for safety reason (Firework fallout) but a very simple Disney reason. "Well Mickey's not there, he's ge...

My FAV.~ "Where's the Restrooms?" they just came threw the archway where the restrooms are. Out of the Park ones: "Where's the Spiderman ride?" "Where can I meet Scooby Doo?" Out of this World: "Where's the Indiana Jones ride?" Me-> in california "Oh...c...

Originally Posted by IndyandMarion By that I mean what other names have guests (In my case because of the book, tourists/idiots) called attractions (Not what CMs call them), things such as: Well, I sure do have a few.. Swiss Family Robbinson Treehouse: The Jungle Cruise, Tarzan's Treehouse(I can un...