Stupid Guest Tricks

I don't know if I can post a link to another site here, but if you are looking for info on tickets and AP's the best forum to go to is http://www.disboards.com. I don't know that alot of people would know that here unless they work in ticketing.

I had a guest tell me one time that they wanted to go to "Toon Lagoon". I asked them, "You mean Islands of Adventure, because that is an area in there?" They said "No, the water park one", and then I asked "You mean "Typhoon Lagoon???" Sometimes I think I...

On SS Columbia: G: Can we take strollers in? Me: Sorry, we can't accommodate strollers. G: But he's sleeping! What I want to say: Exactly how in the &%#^$ do you think that his sleeping changes the fact that we can't accommodate strollers?! That reminds me of the people that drag their kid arou...

I work at guest service desk on the weekends and I have people walk up to my desk and say they want to go to Disneyland and want a map. I tell them Disneyland is in California, and Disney World is in Florida. They say, "Oh, I meant there." So I say which park do they want the map for and t...

Why is this so hard to comprehend??? Ok, it is pouring down raining with thunder and lightening, and they still ask why the ride is closed?? :rolleyes: My bf said that one time someone actually said this to him... Guest: Why is the water play area closed? Employee: Because there is lightening in the...

LittleDollClaudia wrote: Then they ask me when Disneyland opens. I say 8 am and they glare at me. I ask what's wrong and they say isn't Disneyland open 24 hours? Ummmmmmm no.

So many comebacks, so little time...

**Working at One Fish, Two Fish after being at Caroseussel most of the day** "Welcoming all boys and girls to the Caroseussel" (remember, I'm working at Fish, not at Caro.)

I working at Fish and was at the controls when this woman walks over behind in the middle of a cycle and tells me her and her child get to ride next because she has a sprained ankle. Well, I was about to turn her down and tell her no and make her stand in line with the rest of the guests, but when I...

I love the people that think they can take their stroller in the line with them. They usually say they don't want to wake their sleeping baby. Well, what's the point of riding a ride with a sleeping baby?!! I don't think the kid will really enjoy or remember the ride if they are fast asleep!

Me running the CaroSeussel ride at Islands of Adventure.....
Guest: Oooh you have a cowfish and an elephant bird. Where is the Heffalump??
Me: We don't have one here, that's Disney.
Guest: (leaning over asking his kid) Isn't there suppose to be a Heffalump?
Kid: No Dad, that's Disney