Stupid Guest Tricks

I don't work at an amusement park (never have), but I do have two funny "customer not believing me" stories to share. I worked at KFC for three years starting in my junior year of high school. After just over a year I was assigned to the drive-thru window on a more or less permanent basis ...

One of my favorite jokes that I ever heard on the JC was when the skipper said something and ended it with "...that's why my friends call me whiskers." If anybody here has seen the Best of Wil Farrel Saturday Night Live DVD you'd get that joke. It's from Wil Farrel doing his Hary Cary impe...