Stupid Guest Tricks

Oh she was making a clicking noise? she was speaking dolphin of course, now dont tell me you dont speak dolphin! or maybe she was just cold and the silver caps on her teeth were just clanking together, lol

I know this post has been here awhile, but its still funny! customers only hear what they want to hear no matter how clear you think your making it, i used to work at circuit city in sales, and i would go up to people "looking around" and say "Welcome to circuit city! would you like some cookies ...

come on now, what are you complaining about? we've all had a little too much to drink and "loafed" behind a topiary tree shrub. But really though i think i have something more aggravating. I once was waiting in line to get on a ride at a Major theme park and this guy and his son were in front of me ...

One day i'll strike it rich i just know it!