Stupid Guest Tricks

I was working Pirates one day last summer and our air conditioner had stopped working (again) so it was very hot and humid from the ride being closed in and all. While I was grouping, a bunch of guests came up and said some kid just relieved himself on the wall in line and it smelled really bad. Can...

[Guest] Where can make game?
[Me staring confusedly at them] Excuse me?
[Guest]Dees game? Where can make?
[Me] Go all the way back to Haunted Mansion exit and follow the sign that says STAND BY

I remember one very interesting grad nite... It started like they all do on Pirates, wild kids, pot and beer. There was one couple who came in toward the end, so it was slow enough that we ended up giving them their own boat. By the time they got to drop 1, they were fully going at it. My friend who...

I've caught people with fake fastpasses before. The guests had saved them from a previous trip, scanned them into their computer, and changed the dates on them. The paper was really thin, not like our fastpass paper. They had printed them on computer paper so they were very flimsy. The guests had th...