Stupid Guest Tricks

:twisted: MY favorite thing was when I was working at Jungle Cruise (WDW) and these dumb asses ask me where the entrance to the Jungle Cruise is... me "right here! :) " guest: "No really, I'm not in the mood for this shit today, wheres f***in Jungle Cruise! :mad: " me: OK, first ...

Not to ruffle any feathers here, but at the wonderful Right-to-work land of Walt Disney World they are constantly getting their hands slapped for this type of thing! Thanks to the Deployment System (computerized Roatation System) the computer sometimes gives you a break 15 minutes into your shift an...

On opening day at the Animal Kingdom I was doing Greeter/Height Check at Countdown to Extinction (AKA Dinosaur). A man and his son approached and I polietly asked to measure his child. Unfortunately, his son didn;t meet the (then) 46 inch heigh requirement. THe father goes nuts yelling and carrying ...

:D: I didn't even think about those issues, it is the front seat syndrome. We just opened Soarin' here at EPCOT and we get tired of the front row requests, we secretly wish they had installed a row of fake legs and feet above row 1. I can even imagine the gold wait requests nightmare! More power to ...

As a member of the opening team of Countdown to Extinction (now lamely called Dinosaur) I can tell you the track layout is identical, except for the storage bay/handoff area. In fact before we opened the tower board had both Disney's Wild Animal Kingdom and Indiana Jones Plates on it the layout is i...