Stupid Guest Tricks

didn't some guy get his head cut off because he stood up on SM? or was that just a rumor?

BRWombat wrote:Now there's a sentence I bet you thought you'd never say... :D:

except on Gay Days.

*rimshot*

:p

...not gonna lie, those are some pretty good lookin' fairies. ;)

You'd think she would have learned at this point, but then she slams me AGAIN! At this point I whipped around and hissed into her face, "You will not touch me, or even come near me again. Got it?" Apparently the tone plus her still aching shin finally convinced her and she stayed far, far...

CBeilby wrote:Not particularly inappropriate, but more a Whisky Tango Foxtrot thing.

What was up with all the Harry Potter fangirls (and a few fanboys) in the park yesterday? I saw so many Gryffindor and Slytherin uniforms I thought I was at Hogwarts!

a combination of MNSSHP and unoriginality, maybe?

i'm the kind of person who doesn't care what other people wear most of the time, but really. if you're 300+lbs... DO. NOT. WEAR. A. TUBE. TOP. it does not: make you look thinner make people think you're hot make you look attractive no. it does quite the opposite. and this goes regardless of weight: ...

YES! For those of you who weren't there, this is how it went. Susi: Try this! Me: I'm really stuffed, but thank you! Susi: You sure? Me (in fat guy mode): I guess...WOW these are good! A bit later... Susi: Here, have this! Me: I'm so fu...okay! that sounds like me when me and my parents ate at Cape...

To get back on topic... Another scary regular is George, the "Disney Tattoo Guy" . Now, if someone wants to get a lot of Disney tattoos, that's their business... but I've had several guests complain to me that this guy will go so far as to tell other guests who have Disney tattoos that he...

[font="Palatino Linotype"] whenever i see kids with heelies on at dl i have to fight the overwhelming urge to stick my foot out as they go past me (and believe me when i say it's a struggle each and every time) [/font] same here! at first though, i think 'trip and fall, trip and fall, TRI...

Keep your cameras rolling, folks. Almost everything that happens on Disney property gets recorded by someone's camera. If you have one along and see a character get attacked, it's time to start taking video or pictures, anything you can to protect the characters, or any other Cast Member they might...