Stupid Guest Tricks

I heard that people would buy it, do a "Jack the Ripper" on it, throw away the stuffing, and get it restuffed back in their home country. I had a couple of guests do that, it was hella messy, but cheaper. The fun part was that you cut open your favorite characters without getting in troub...

Fritter wrote:ya, why the hell can't people read signs? Sheesh! I was on a frozen lemonade push cart today, with three signs that say "Soft Frozen Lemonade $3.50." And for some reason, I still got guests asking me how much they were :roll:

How much are they?

I'm kidding...don't hurt me.

I only worked 1 out of the 6 years of Grad Nights I was there. I wasn't scheduled, but someone needed it off. I agreed to do it, not really knowing why, but hey I was young, and it was approved. At about 1am after watching 6 security officers tackle some kid on PCP, which was the highlight of the ev...

I was working at the Hatmosphere when it happened, supposedly. A friend of mine came by laughing that Rosanne couldn't get into the Skyway bucket. Not sure if he meant at all or if it took her a long time. Does anybody remember that? It was around 1993? 94? I was bummed that I missed it. I never fou...

I used to love when people would demand to know my name. I'd always get a confused look on my face, stare down at my nametag and say, "It's...ummm, uh..." And then, when they'd demand my last name I'd say, "I'm sorry, we're not allowed to give our last names, to protect us from crazy...