Stupid Guest Tricks

I got a good one, too! Guest goes into the GAC entry (exit corridor) at Space with a wheelchair. CM was further out the exit, so this is where it got tough for them. To the left, a nice easy downhill ramp. To the right, a steep staircase with lots of people coming up and out. Can you guess which way...

They can't read, can't look up at a sign that answers their questions, don't
know their right from their left, don't know their primary colors, can't count
higher than five and are obsessed with how much a wait time is going to be.

The most alarming thing is that these people drive.

Foamy is my new soulmate!!!!!!!!

I think the only way we have any hope of changing things would be through Ouimet. We would have to convince him that the suits that work under him are ruining departments. They've turned Foods and Restaraunts into a shithole. It's only a matter of time before other departments join hell. The H.E.R....

I did something like this for a friend when new hires request a specific attraction. New hire CM: "I want to work on...." Mansion :Hey, It's YOUR funeral. Steam Trains :May I derail your train of thought? Splash :You'll love that great big drop... in scheduled Winter hours. Space :No one w...

And, since it is perhaps the best piece of advice one could give to a current or future CM, I will reiterate what Natural Selection Fan posted. Never, ever, ever agree to a meeting with a manager about an incident without a union representative being present. It may sound paranoid at first, but tru...

300 Lbs., Pink tube top, 3" heels, bright red Thrifty lipstick, mini (sort of).

Oh, the humanity!!!!!!!!!

The truth is only offensive to those trying to hide it. Didn't bother me at all. I'd also like to augment: "Employer of choice" . This has been reduced from a long-term and satisfying employer to "How many suckers we can line up at a weekly job fair." $7.20 p/h and all the magic ...

The cell phone alone could be the end at Disney. But great use of props!

I had to EVAC a show attraction when a guest had a heart attack near the back. All the people in front either boo'ed me or sat there demanding compensation for their whole 10 min. wait.

I can still remember when I used to like people.

A distant memory at best.