Stupid Guest Tricks

aussie mousefan wrote:guess thats what contraceptives are for... oops, better explain that to her, need to stop them genes right there and now.

But that's based on the assumption that she figures out what causes offspring.

Whip 'em down! Beat 'em down! And keep 'em down!!!!!

It's downright theraputic.

About four years ago there were three of us with the same name working the
same attraction on New Years Eve. It was absolutely freaky.

I've gathered a few over the years and alas, I can claim no credit for any of them. Sure as hell they would come back to haunt me if I ever used them. But here we go: Monorail "Is this the submarine ride?" - "Yes, but the water is a little low right now." "Does this come bac...

Strollers and the ignoramus (ignorami?) that block restroom doors, backstage passageways and attraction entrances with them. They place the front end inside the restroom doorway while waiting for jr. to exit and nobody can get in or out of the door without taking a great big step over it. Hey, if yo...

Seussgirl wrote:The poor kid will be asleep on one of the parents shoulders in 100 degree heat and they will still try to do stuff. How about take your kid back to the hotel room and let him/her nap?

That would require good parenting. A rare event these days.

"twitches...... I have a nervous tick...."

"twitches...... this song just makes me sick....."

So, I don't know how many of you went, but in case you haven't guessed, I work at Storybook Land and guess who got attraction of the year?? You guessed it, Storybook Land. Anyway the Mouscars were lots of fun and not just because we won. :) And you guys sure deserve it! The last time I worked that ...

You have to remember that they only pay to get INTO the parks, and not to read or listen!! Odd. They can tell the second admission prices go up. They will quote wait times to the minute. They know a bag of chips and a hot dog will cost eight bucks. They are devious enough to try carrying their kid ...

Blast that dang dispatch interval! That's one good thing with trains and Mono... "When the bell starts ringing we have to leave! OH! There it is now! Buh bye." Those SUV strollers with the screening room in the lower level are the worst. Why they bring half the kids room along with them ju...