I had a fun dream the other night. There was a SGT Parade for us. We wore special shirts and we were able to boss the daylights out of the SG in the park. The shirts had the same logo but the bettering was in a neon yellow.
Now for today, I over heard a few SG saying that they could smell the Mc Donald's french fries and also could buy beer in Frontierland. Nice try.
SG: How do I get to TSI?
CM: Go around the river and catch the raft.
SG: Is there a bridge that can get me over to the island faster?
CM: No.
SG: That's too far.
Stupid guest goes to frozen lemonade cart and asks the same question.
My friends work over at the Columbia boat. He told me this story this morning.
SG: Does the turkey cart sell tacos?
CM: No, they only sell chimichungas, turkey legs, corn, chips and drinks.
SG: Is there a Taco Bell in Frontierland?
CM: There is no Taco Bell, but there is a mexican restaurant near the cart and you can find food there.